Lagmonster 80's Purity Test
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Have You:
You know what "Sike" means.
You know the profound meaning of "Wax On Wax Off".
You know that another name for a keyboard is a "Synthesizer".
You can name at least half of the members of the BRAT Pack.
You know who Tina Yothers is.
You wanted to be a Goonie.
You know who Max Headroom is.
You ever wore Fluorescent, neon clothing.
You could breakdance, wish you could.
You wanted to dress like the Hulk at Halloween.
You believed that "By the Power of Greyskull," you HAD the POWER.
Partying "like it's 1999" seemed sooo far away.
You thought that Transformers were more than meets the eye.
You wanted to be on Star search.
You remember what Michael Jackson looked like before his nose fell off
You have worn a Banana Clip, or knew someone who did.
You owned a doll with "Xavier Roberts" signed on its butt, or knew someone who did
You knew what Willis was "talkin' 'bout".
You HAD to have your MTV.
You hold a special place in your heart for "Back to the Future"
You know where to go if you "wanna go where everybody knows your name"
You thought Molly Ringwald was REALLY cool.
You actually thought "Dirty Dancing" was a REALLY good movie.
You have heard of "Garbage Pail Kids".
Punks actually "shocked" people
You knew "The Artist", when he was humbly called "Prince".
You actually saw Ted Danson as the Mac Daddy he played "Sam" to be.
You remember when ATARI was a state of the art video game.
You own any cassettes.
You were led to believe that in the year 2000 we'd all be living on the moon.
You remember and/or owned any of the CareBear glass collections from Pizza Hut Hut, Or any other stupid collection of glass they came out with.
Poltergeist freaked you out.
You carried your lunch to school in a Gremlins or an ET lunch box.
You have ever pondered why Smurfette was the ONLY female smurf.
You wore biker shorts underneath a short skirt and felt stylish, or know someone who did.
You ever had a Swatch Watch, or three.
You had a crush on one of the Corey's (Haim or Feldman).
You had a crush on Bo Derek or Heather Locklear.
You remember when Saturday Night Live was funny.
You had Wonder Woman or Superman underoos.
You had a crush on Jon BonJovi, or knew someone who did.
You thought eating Reeses Pieces would attract your own Alien.
Your name is Jennifer or Jason.
You have ever called 867-5309.
You had a poster of Rob Lowe, Kirk Camron, or Michael J. Fox, or Ricky Shroeder on your wall.
You held the top score on PacMan.
You had MALL Hair.
You owned a T-shirt that said, "I shot J.R." or know someone who did.
You wore one or more thin rubber bracelettes, black or in multiple colors, or you wore them up to your elbow.
"Gag me" is in your vocabulary
Radical!!!
You went on Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventures and Bogus Journey ~ and you remember the cartoon version
You read "Are You There God, It's Me, Margaret" for a book report.
Snap bracelets were always getting you in trouble at school.
You played with "My Little Ponies" or "G. I. Joes."
Friendship bracelets were ties that couldn't be broken.
You've ever read Nancy Drew, The Hardy Boys, The Babysitters Club, or Sweet Valley High.
You had a crush on one of the New Kids on the Block members.
Heaven forbid you wore one of those t-shirt rings or a scrunchi on one side of your shirt during your youth.
You were styling with your french rolled pants.
You wore multiple pairs of socks in the middle of the summer just so you could be "hip"
You had puff painted your own shirt at least once.
You were upset when She-ra, Princess of Power, and He-Man cancelled.
You can remember watching Full House and Saved by the Bell for endless hours, back when they were new episodes.
You have seen at least 10 episodes of Fraggle Rock.
you always brought your sticker book to school
you have a collection of hackey-sacks
You remember Madonna in her cone stage.
You remember M.C. Hammer.
You can still sing the rap to "Fresh Prince of Bel Air".
How many of you can recite the theme to Duck tales?
You owned a pair of L.A. Gear, Keds, Kaepa, or Converse tennis shoes.
The USA Cartoon Express every weekday morning
My Little Pony, Gummy Bears,Transformers, You can't do that on Television, Noozles, KIDS Incorperated, Captian Kangroo,Double Dare, and Hey Dude are familiar to you. AND I WOULD LIKE TO ADD PUNKIE BREWSTER
You actually spent countless hours trying to perfect the "Care Bear stare".
You spent hours in the basement building and re-building Lego cities.
Do Polly Pockets or Popples ring a bell?
Big wheels and bicycles with streamers were the way to go.
With your playschool record player you sang back up to Debbie Gibson.
You stayed up all night listening to Teddy Rupskin
Can we say Trapper Keeper?
"Can you tell you how to get to Sesame Street?"
If you wanted to be on the GLADIATORS!!!
If you still have a crimper in your bathroom drawer
If you remember singing Amy Grants "Baby, Baby"
You owned a indiana jones hat
You had more than one Star Wars action figure
You loved your pink jeans and black stretch pants
Big loop earings
If you wanted to pick a lock with a toothbrush just like MacGyver
You wanted to travel through time on Quantum Leap
If you remember when rollerblades were the new thing
If you learned how to spell mouse from the Mickey Mouse Club theme song.
You felt like a big girl when your mom bought you GIRL TALK
You used to wear bright pink slip-ons and jelly shoes
You used to compare your little brother to Ferguson
You were scared of the Gremlins
You remember when Ren and Stimpy was a new show
When MTV was all about Rock Hard videos and BIG hair (first aired in 1981!!!)
Pee Wee's Play House...
Rainbow Brite and Strawberry Shortcake
Fanny Packs
If you can remember when you're "Kid Sister, Kid Sister" and "My Buddy, My Buddy"
Who you gonna call....Ghost Busters
The USA Dino Power Hour with "Denver, the Last Dinosaur" followed by "Dinosaucers."
Pogo Balls
Skip it
Super Mario Brothers and Legend of Zelda, the cartoon
ever had a crush on anyone In NKotB BEFORE they went solo
remember when they WERE the New Kids on the Block
remember when Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles was a new thing
ever wanted hair like Paula Abdul
remember seeing SuperMario Bros. in the arcade
absolutely HAD to have a pair of Jelly Shoes
ever begged Mom & Dad for an 8bit NES
your parents dressed you in StarWars clothing as a baby or toddler
remember when new cars still had only lap belts in the back seat, and no back window light
remember when your parents owned a Beta or took home movies with that type of cassette
listened to 8 track tapes of Star Wars (Return of the Jedi) and Sesame Street
remember when Oliver & Co. came out for the first time
had Hammer Pants, or wanted some
Ice Ice Baby. . .
ever curled your bangs upward, and sprayed them in place there
remember when the Minivan was a new thing
the first movie you ever remember seeing is Return of the Jedi (on a drive in screen. I was three or so)
Remember when the internet was a new thing
remember when your parents owned a PC without a hard drive (1983-4, Heathkit)
got into mom's makeup and smeared on the blue eyeshadow
know that Michael Jackson's contribution to Free Willy first appeared in his Dangerous album
remember most of the words to "We Are The World"
played with the Little People when they were still a choking hazard
remember when CD's were the new thing
owned a red "speak and spell"
ever tried to phone home on it
owned a first edition set of NERF fencing swords
remember when laser tag was new
ever had to sit throught family slide shows, and realize now that your younger siblings have never seen a slide
TRON and The Last Starfighter have special meaning to you
played Zaxxon as a kid (arcade, Sega Master, or the Board Game)
fished in the bottom of cereal boxes for the Thundercats insignia ring
had, like, a TOTAL valley girl accent
identified with Ramona Quimby
remember when Chuck-e-Cheeses was Shobiz Pizza
watched The Driods or Ewoks cartoons
loved Benji
Remember seeing the Challenger blow up on the evening news
your parents put you to bed so they could watch The Who
begged for fruit rollups and got Fun Fruits instead
ever ate ET cereal for breakfast
remember when BK did not have a kids meal
remember when the Marlins and the Rockies were new teams
If you ever owned the action figures or remember someone who did own Destro, Cobra Commander, Snake-eyes, and Duke. (~DKGOD1@aol.com)
If you ever shouted or know someone who did shout the words cobraaa or yo-joe!! (~DKGOD1@aol.com)
You know who Jem and the Holograms are. (~JosepODo@clientlogic.com)
If you ever envied Jem for her purple duds.
If you OWNED a Jem doll or knew someone who did.
If you ever thought Jem was cool for being taller then your other barbies.
Can you chant the theme to Mighty Mouse?
Do you remember when Inspector Gadget was a NEW cartoon?
Count Duckula ring a bell??<-{was my favorite after SheRa}
You owned a game called SHARK ATTACK!
Invited all your friends to MEET ME AT THE MALL!
Splash was such a cool movie!!!
Your dream was to be a Teenage Witch {hense the film of the same name}
You cried during Mac and Me
Did ya have a slinky??
When Tom Cruise was that guy from Legend
You had a major crush on Barrett Oliver & Jonathan Brandis
Neverending Story was the "movie" to see.
Do you know all the words to Dance Magic?
Labyrinth was your FAVORITE movie!!!
Do you remember when Ferris Beuller had his day off?
oh PIPPY LONGSTOCKING!!!
Did you ever go to Pee Wee's playhouse?
Happily hummed along to Mr Roger's neiborhood.
The following movies were in your video collection: The Last Unicorn, Labyrinth, Neverending Story1&2, Legend, Adventures in Babysitting.
Oh let's not forget..Go ninja Go ninja Go !!
What about cutting or ripping a perfectly good/new pair of jeans so that you would look cool?
If you wore a red cardboard box on Halloween and called yourself Optimus Prime?
hungry hungry hippos
stone/denim wash jeans
hot pink........for guys
sk8 '88
jason and kylie on neighbours
it's a knockout!
where's the beef?
when mad magazines were cool
Roller-racers!!!! Those things where you had to move the handle bars back and forth to move. (Club94@aol.com)
JUST THE TEN OF US!!!! The spinoff of Growing Pains with GRAHAM LUBBOCK (Club94@aol.com)
Remember when Simon LeBon flipped his sailboat and almost drowned.
Belted out the "Reflex" on the playground
Thought Wham! was so cool, and George Michael so sexy
Were scandalized when the radios would bleep out "sex" from George's "I Want Your Sex"
Couldn't decide who was cooler, Debbie Gibson or Tiffany
Thought the Muppet Show was the coolest
Tuned into the Dukes of Hazzard
Wanted to go to Huntsville, Alabama to attend Space Camp after the Leah Thompson/Tate Donovan "smash" hit movie
Thought Eric Stolz was some kind of wonderful
Thought "Less Than Zero" was very edgy and exciting
Hated Kelly LeBroc for being beautiful
Thought Christie Brinkley would never hit middle age
Thought Billy Joel was dreamy 'cause he landed Christie
If you ever had a pair of pump tennis shoes, and actually thought they made you faster.
One Question: Wanna Be Like Mike????
If you remember when Bo Knew everything.
If you remember when the Brewers were good and the Indians sucked.
If you ever Returned to Oz.
the maxie doll
hello kitty and friends, and other sanrio products
you remember "Breaking" and "Electric bogaloo" movies
Glow worms, the smurfs, the snorks,and that other cartoon that came on after it and my little pony.... moon dancers or something? moon beams?
the my little pony movie?
If you ever had a Miami Vice poster on your wall because Don Johnson was sooo Hot!
If you've ever been in the debate "Whose hotter He-man or Egon?"
if you can remember when the electric slide and the tootsie roll were new dances.
how about the funky chicken?
colt sewers, the"fall guy" of the 80`s in Germany, then the U.S.
How about leggo my Eggo?
How about Remo Williams, and "parachute pants"?
the first time they sayd "bitch" on tv
the electric slide!
on growing pains when leonardo dicaprio was the poor kid [Luke] they took in but kirk cameron was obviously much cuter
you hadn't the slitest idea of george micheal being gay.
remember how you wanted to have nike air 180
wanted to have the he-man castle
if you ever owned or played Pigpong
if your favorite video's were sledgehammer, land of confusion (genesis), and take on me (a-ha)
if you remember california girls more for david lee roth than the beach boys
If you ever owned any madballs.
nash skateboards
Rad the movie
BK knights
camp anawana
butthead was an insult
battle beast
Masks (cartoon/toys)
hung out in arcades
bmx
remember the movie the wiz kid
You were dying to learn to drive so YOU could drive K.I.T.T.
Everybody Wang Chung tonight
You remember and/or even liked Milli Vanilli before the truth came out about them
You owned a computer that you had to hook up to your TV so you could use it
You remember when David Lee Roth left Van Halen and wound up doing worse as a solo artist
Van Halen improved after adding Sammy Hagar as the lead singer
"Money for Nothing" by Dire Straits was the coolest video
You remember where you were when Ronald Reagan was shot
You couldn't figure out what Boy George of Culture Club was
You remember rock music before the "Parental Advisory: Explicit Lyrics" stickers
Good going!